Saturday, May 17, 2008

I ain't votin' fer President!

I’ve have had it!

Now thet de whole dern presidential primary shuck-n-jive is a windin’ down, wee’s left wit three low-down dirty dawgs: Clinton, Obama, and McCain.

Lawrd hav mercy!

Thar is no difference between them and to believe that a'votin' for one of 'em over the otha consteetoots a'votin' fo tha “lesser of two evils,” is jest plain crazy talk! They's de same, as any fool kin plainly see!

I hear folks said that if'n you don’t vote, you cain’t complain. Jiminy damn Cricket! Such a damn silly, illconseeved thing t'say!

If''n you does vote fer one of dem contemptible, low-down presidential nominees yer participatin' in da dadburn lie. You gots no right t'complain if'n you does vote! By votin' yer concedin' thet tha devilish process is legitimate and it ain’t, as any fool kin plainly see.

Only folks who do not vote kin exercise tha legitimate right t'complain. Only they have called into questun tha legitimacy of de whole dadburn thing!

I ain't conscentin’ and I sure as hell ain't votin' fer the next king or queen who's a gonna lord over us an' most of the world fo tha next four long years!

Lawd hav mercy!

We ought t'vote fer local and State offices and be fine citizens of our home States, but we is fools if'n we give any legitimacy to de mighty Washington varmints. Those devils have always and will always corntinue t'destroy de republic as established by our foun'in' Fathers and defended by our Confederate ancestors.

The whole dern thing burns me up!

Cooter Brown
Jefferson Station, SC